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101 things we've learned from video games - II
El otro día les puse algunas de las 101 cosas que hemos aprendido de los juegos de video, aquí van 10 más!
3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.
14. It’s surprising just how useful martial arts are on the modern battlefield.
19. If you’re stuck in life and don’t know what to do, simply attempt to use every single item in your possession on your obstacle. If none of them work, go back the way you came. You’ve clearly missed something.
27. When you look down, you can’t see your feet.
39. Roman and medieval generals had a zoomable and rotatable 3D view of the battlefield, and controlled their soldiers by clicking giant arrows.
48. Fat people are always evil. If not from the beginning, they will betray you eventually.
76. When you kill people, sometimes they turn into food or money. Or some bullets.
79. First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.
85. It is possible to carry an infinite amount of items, including a full sunday roast spread, for no adequately explored reason, without impeding either your speed or clothing.
89. Women who are experienced mercenaries and can carry multiple heavy weapons do not look like Bulgarian discus throwers, but are lithe, slim, and have very large breasts.
101 things we've learned from video games
Conseguí por ahí una lista de las 101 cosas que aprendimos de los videojuegos, voy a ir poniendo las que me han dado más risa…
16. If a crown princess is abducted by political dissidents or terrorists it is advisable to avoid using Special Forces and instead hire the services of an Italian plumber or a dizzy egg.
20. You can jump twice your own height, but water will kill you instantly.
23. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t gain experience and knowledge by education and hard work. You get it from wandering around the countryside killing wildlife.
26. Large men are slow but strong; women are fast but weak.
37. In medieval times, women regularly fought in wars, wearing armor that afforded them equal protection to suits of plate mail worn by men, despite only covering about 3 inches of skin.
40. Everyone speaks English, including Nazis, aliens and the living dead.
52. You know when you have won a fight when your opponent stands still, waiting for you to decapitate him.
69. Food can heal most serious injuries instantly.
70. Even cyborgs/ninjas/special agents able to smash whole cities with their fists and defeat the mightiest opponent in close combat are stumped when confronted with a locked door or box, and have to go find the key.
71. Music spontaneously plays whenever you do anything exciting.
Giant Transformer - 1/2 (via Matt (mistergoleta)
A giant Bumblebee Transformer sculpture on a farm in Lemoore, CA, made from a Volkswagen beetle. Read about this here.
Genial!!!
Maldito MSN!!!
Qué diablos le pasa hoy? Y que chimbo saber que uno es tan messengerdependiente…
Se me había olvidado que yo tengo esto...
Aunque ya pasó más de un mes desde que abrí Tumblr… o lo cierro o cambio el texto del perfil
Pankfidencias y lo que nunca llegó a Flickr…
#13: Me gustan burda los colores de la bandera, me puedo quedar pegando viéndola un rato y le tomo fotos así sean una nulidad…
Caracas es la 15ava ciudad más cara del mundo!!!
Y la segunda después de New York en todo el continente americano…
Como dijo alguien por ahí, podríamos vivir muchísimo mejor en cualquier otro lugar y con menos dinero. Ah, en el 2008 éramos la número 89, saquen la cuenta… Londres, Roma, Viena, Helsinki, Amsterdam, Madrid, San Francisco, Chicago, Abu Dhabi, entre otras, son más baratas…
