101 things we’ve learned from video games
Conseguí por ahí una lista de las 101 cosas que aprendimos de los videojuegos, voy a ir poniendo las que me han dado más risa…
16. If a crown princess is abducted by political dissidents or terrorists it is advisable to avoid using Special Forces and instead hire the services of an Italian plumber or a dizzy egg.
20. You can jump twice your own height, but water will kill you instantly.
23. Contrary to popular belief, you don’t gain experience and knowledge by education and hard work. You get it from wandering around the countryside killing wildlife.
26. Large men are slow but strong; women are fast but weak.
37. In medieval times, women regularly fought in wars, wearing armor that afforded them equal protection to suits of plate mail worn by men, despite only covering about 3 inches of skin.
40. Everyone speaks English, including Nazis, aliens and the living dead.
52. You know when you have won a fight when your opponent stands still, waiting for you to decapitate him.
69. Food can heal most serious injuries instantly.
70. Even cyborgs/ninjas/special agents able to smash whole cities with their fists and defeat the mightiest opponent in close combat are stumped when confronted with a locked door or box, and have to go find the key.
71. Music spontaneously plays whenever you do anything exciting.
