101 things we’ve learned from video games - II
El otro día les puse algunas de las 101 cosas que hemos aprendido de los juegos de video, aquí van 10 más!
3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.
14. It’s surprising just how useful martial arts are on the modern battlefield.
19. If you’re stuck in life and don’t know what to do, simply attempt to use every single item in your possession on your obstacle. If none of them work, go back the way you came. You’ve clearly missed something.
27. When you look down, you can’t see your feet.
39. Roman and medieval generals had a zoomable and rotatable 3D view of the battlefield, and controlled their soldiers by clicking giant arrows.
48. Fat people are always evil. If not from the beginning, they will betray you eventually.
76. When you kill people, sometimes they turn into food or money. Or some bullets.
79. First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.
85. It is possible to carry an infinite amount of items, including a full sunday roast spread, for no adequately explored reason, without impeding either your speed or clothing.
89. Women who are experienced mercenaries and can carry multiple heavy weapons do not look like Bulgarian discus throwers, but are lithe, slim, and have very large breasts.
